Have you ever met a dishonest carrot?

I bought this bag of carrots from Lidl. On getting them home I spotted the bag had “Honest British produce” printed on it.

Hang on, what on earth does that mean?

How can a carrot be honest? Have you ever come across a dishonest carrot?

Criminal vegetables

I started wondering what would crooked vegetables get up to? Would the carrot steal peas from your plate? Maybe the potatoes might gang up and start a protection racket? Or perhaps the onion deals in black market garlic?

All suggestions welcome below.

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